It is my world so you owe rent!!

So apparently

2008-11-27T10:44:50Z

If you disagree with Fritz he will call the cops on you.
And to let you know that I am not playing innocent.
FUCK YOU FRITZ!
You are an asshole and I am tireed of trying to be your friend you fucking pussy.
*Posted not only in anger but also in fustration and disappointment*
PS
Go fuck an underaged girl you pathetic bitch.

Meat Puppets "Backwater"

2008-11-13T19:58:43Z

And when I wake up in the morning
To feel the daybreak on my face
There's a blood that's flowin'
Through the feeling, with a knife
To open up the sky's veins

Some things will never change
They stand there looking backwards
Half unconscious from the pain

They may seem rearranged
In the backwater swirling, there is
Something that will never change

And when I shoulda been gone a long time
Laughs and says, I find ways
Just when we're sheltered under paper
The rockets come at us sideways

Some things will never change
They stand there looking backwards
Half unconscious from the pain

They may seem rearranged
In the backwater swirling, there is
Something that'll never change

Hey, I'm blind
Good, fine
Roll the time
On whose dime

And when I wake up in the morning
To feel the daybreak on my face
There's a blood that's flowin'
Through the ceiling, with a knife
To open up the sky's veins

Some things will never change
They stand there looking backwards
Half unconscious from the pain

They may seem rearranged
In the backwater swirling, there is
Something that'll never change

Some things will never change
They stand there looking backwards
Half unconscious from the pain

They may seem rearranged
In the backwater swirling, there is
Something that'll never change

Welcome to Monday

2008-10-20T04:53:45Z

Hello everyone and welcome to Monday. If you will just take your seats I will be passing out a roll sheet. Everyone needs to sign this and hand it back in to me.
So if everyone is ready we will start.
Ok I know it is not quite Monday yet but I want to go ahead. It will be Monday soon enough and I want to get this over with as quickly as possiable.
On the agenda today:
First,
Write a blog like you are addressing team members or co-workers.
Check.
Next spend six hours in and out of the lab without falling down, falling asleep, or falling into a reactor.
That is gonna be tough.
Ok, ok. It gets better.
6:00am drive to rental house, sweep, mop, clean, ect...
Then 6 to 7 hours of sleep.
After that we have a meeting at the gym tomorrow in the afternoon.
Then back to work by 6:00pm.
Crap. We have to leave work and come back on the same day...
Does that make two Mondays?

Take to the streets!

2008-10-03T04:36:10Z

How evil are you?

Liberating heads.

Beat your swords into plowshears

2008-10-01T07:13:12Z

And trade your stocks in for bullets.
This country has all we need to be free.
Arable land and more hand guns than people.

Yea

2008-09-29T23:35:17Z

NO BAIL OUT
YEA!!!

Remember the 80's

2008-09-26T05:59:10Z

There seems to be a frantic fervor running throught the masses lately. All the finiancial worries and the election.
I dont feel it at all.
At least it is not orginating from me.
So what if we have a black president or another old white one. I would be more suprised if we had a good one.
I miss Reganomics.
I miss things being so obivously dumb that we could all laugh about it. I miss having a big evil enemy that was far away and we did not really fight.
What happend to Star Wars?
The defense plan and the movies?
Now we pour money in to mercinaries and Ja'ja Binks.
Shit.
Even the 90s' were better we had social movement motivated by cynisism and distrust for "The Man."
It was a time when we had a good reason to drink.
We knew the world was fucked up.

Now it is the 00's, fuck that even looks stupid, we have all woken up with a hangover and we are frantic to get to work. The olympics were held in communist China, to whom we owe our asses, and we greedly intake their cheep lead filled toys.

So people do me a favor.

It is 08' in two more years we will be clear of this abhorent decade and safe in the arms 0f the 10's.
So sit back and crack open some hair of the dog and look foward to:

- the first modern zipper

- stainless steel

- first pop-up bread toaster

- The tank was invented

- theory of general relativity

- theory of continental drift

- October Revolution in Russia leads to the first Communist government; assassination of Emperor Nicholas II and the royal family

- Irish independence

- Xinhai Revolution causes the overthrow of China's ruling Qing Dynasty

- The First World War (1914-1918).

- Charlie Chaplin débuts his trademark mustached, baggy-pants 'Little Tramp'

- First Crossword Puzzle

- Jazz music begins to become popular

- Pygmalion

- End of Art Nouveau and beginning of Art Deco

- Sinking of the Titanic

- The Panama Canal is completed 1914

- From 1918 through 1920 the Spanish flu kills 20 to 100 million people worldwide

Yes or No?

2008-09-15T18:59:09Z

Would you vote for Obama if he was not black?

bdazmofo @ 2008-09-14T16:40:00

2008-09-14T21:45:40Z

Are we in a theocracy now or something?
I am so tired of people being 8ft up Obamas ass.
What the hell! Why is it ok to fawn over a POLITICIAN?
I do not care what the message is you should be critical and suspicious of anyone who wants to be president, or a congressman, or senator, or what the fuck ever.

These people make their livings by getting elected. They are not gods or devils.
I have leaned towards democrats mainly because they did not display the fanaticism of the republican party.

Many people will not vote for Obama because he is black; many will.
Some will vote for him because some how they think he does no fucking wrong.
If you give your opinion on him they whip out the Obama bible and flip to some chapter where he says just the right thing.
There are people who are making this into something deeper than politics like religion or college football. People who close their minds to critical thought that might diminish the divinity of their godhead.
You people scare me.

update update update

2008-09-04T23:58:57Z

Soooooooooooooo

Movie: Tropic Thunder

Place: Monaco Pictures

Time: 7:15pm

BE THERE!!!!

or not it is really up to you. But it is a very funny movie...

Ok listen up.... DAMNIT!

2008-09-03T02:52:04Z

Ignore the hostility...

So 1st I am taking Natalie to see Tropic Thunder at the Monaco in the prive room. So all those who like funny and Natalie and alcohol should come because all three will be there.
This is for her birthday folks so if you are reading this you are invited.
Let me know if you are coming 256-206-6900.
Also saturday pottery by y'all.
Also come.
Please.
If you dont come I will suck as a husband.... in a bad way.
Peace

JOB JOB JOB... job job job

2008-08-27T04:17:14Z

So I HAVE A JOB NOW!!!
Ah ha ha ha...
I am excited. I am finally using my degree and I am getting paid to do less work than when I was at the Atlanta Bread Co.
My job is so fucking killer that I am at it right now.
Yep thats right, for the first time EVER I have a job where I actually have internet acess and I can update or what not.
But I am loving it and having a blast.
I finally feel like I am moving foward at a decent pace instead of a limp.
X-post

Booze

2008-08-16T04:34:24Z

If I keep drinking I know I will die.
I know I will die so I may as well keep drinking.

Also Joe Densmore, I will call you sometime soon about Mediacom.
I hope you are well.

Jimmy Hendrix "Castles Made of Sand"

2008-08-15T05:21:03Z

Down the street you can hear her scream "you're a disgrace"
As she slams the door in his drunken face,
And now he stands outside and all the neighbours start to gossip and drool.

He cries "Oh girl, you must be mad,
What happened to the sweet love you and me had?"
Against the door he leans and starts a scene,
And his tears fall and burn the garden green.

And so castles made of sand, fall in the sea, eventually.

A little Indian brave who before he was ten, played war games in
the woods with his Indian friends, and he built a dream that when he
grew up, he would be a fearless warrior Indian Chief.

Many moons passed and more the dream grew strong, until tomorrow
He would sing his first war song,
And fight his first battle, but something went wrong,
Suprise attack killed him in his sleep that night

And so castles made of sand, melts into the sea eventually.

There was a young girl, whose heart was a frown,
Because she was crippled for life, and couldn't speak a sound
And she wished and prayed she would stop living, so she decided to die.
She drew her wheel chair to the edge of the shore, and to her legs she smiled

"You won't hurt me no more."
But then a sight she'd never seen made her JUMP AND SAY
"Look, a golden winged ship is passing my way"
And it really didn't have to stop...it just kept on going.
And so castles made of sand slips into the sea,
Eventually

Global Warming is Bullshit!

2008-08-01T04:31:39Z

http://www.sho.com/site/ptbs/previous_episodes.do?episodeid=s6/green

A job... maybe

2008-07-23T13:21:02Z

So I may finally have a job. Not exactly chemical engineering but chemistry none the less.

A lovely day and a funny coincidence

2008-07-14T20:08:47Z

So it has been very plesant today. Not too hot with a nice breeze. Also I am supposed to start tutoring a college student in calculus...
The kid is working at ADTRAN this summer...
Cant get a job but I can teach engineers...

WTF?

30% of You Will Have Rain... or the Bubonic Plague

2008-07-13T06:28:47Z

Went to a swim party for Natalie's second cousin...
There was no swimming...

I think the weather forecasters need to consult Miss Cleo next time.

A D&D

2008-07-01T03:27:31Z

That is "a" as the indefinite article not "A" as in advanced.
Though I do mostly play by the 2nd editon rules. I am not extreamly familiar with "feats" and what not. I have read the entire Dungon Masters Guid ans the main idea I got from it was do whatever you want just make sure everyone has fun.

Here is the scenario. I am looking 2nd to 3rd lvl characters. You can roll your stats or I will give you points to distribute. I do not like characters with all 18s I will him you with lightning or give you a peg leg or something. It is not fun to play with superman... not in this case.

So we will need to have dwarfs. PC can choose to be dwarfs or human. I may let in half-elves (speaking of superman), or maybe even half-orgres. But for half breeds you will need a good back story. I want you to care about your characters. So when they are struck down you will cry. And no halflings... of ewoks.

That being said this is some intro info for your characters:

"WANTED: Come brothers of the deep. There is need for the songs of your hammers and picks. Let us light the forges of our fore fathers and reclaim the riches lost. Come all ye dwarfs of magnificent constutuion let us reclaim Maveignloustonphicalakosis.
Dwafs only! NO HALFLINGS! Each dwarf may bring one human slave ONLY. No exceptions."

This campain is set for three PC. NPC dwafs will be added to allow the proper 1:1 ratio. I can maybe do four PC but I do not have a big house and seating is limited.
You should bring food and drinks or we can always order out. I like to have fun but I take my games seriously because I will have to spen at least 20 or so hours to prepare.
Also this game should last 4 to 5 sessions and each session should be around 4 hours.
Cool. I hope you guys are interested and I hope I did not come off as a rule nazzi.
Please contact me bdazmofo@gmail.com if you want to play so we can get it rolling. Please cross post or send to a friend.
PEACE

Sporks Rock

2008-06-30T18:33:05Z

You Are a Spork

You have a playful, eccentric sense of humor.

You are creative. You see the world in bold colors.

You are a dabbler. You love to experiment.

You are an expert in many things and you know a little about everything.

What Utensil Are You?

Beer, Boxing, and GHIII

2008-05-31T20:00:53Z

SO Natalie went to do some things this morning and stayed at home. I need to be at worrk in like two hours. I am serving at the "Phenoix Bistro" and if you have time you should come by, 411 has the number now.
But while Natalie was out I tried once more to beat Slayer's "Raining Blood." I am playing it on easy and I am still not beating it. I had two cups of coffee and three beers and still I have not gotten through it.
Anyway I am still ssmoking fools at Wii Boxing but I have not gotten to 3100 points. I get like 4pts when I win without bening knocked down. But I lose like 48pts when I win but am knocked down. That is some mo' bullshit.

Californiacation

2008-05-08T13:12:52Z

Psychic spies from China
Try to steal your mind's elation
Little girls from Sweden
Dream of silver screen quotations
And if you want these kind of dreams
It's Californication

It's the edge of the world
And all of western civilization
The sun may rise in the East
At least it settles in the final location
It's understood that Hollywood
sells Californication

Pay your surgeon very well
To break the spell of aging
Celebrity skin is this your chin
Or is that war your waging

[Chorus:]
First born unicorn
Hard core soft porn
Dream of Californication
Dream of Californication

Marry me girl be my fairy to the world
Be my very own constellation
A teenage bride with a baby inside
Getting high on information
And buy me a star on the boulevard
It's Californication

Space may be the final frontier
But it's made in a Hollywood basement
Cobain can you hear the spheres
Singing songs off station to station
And Alderon's not far away
It's Californication

Born and raised by those who praise
Control of population everybody's been there
and
I don't mean on vacation

[Chorus]

Destruction leads to a very rough road
But it also breeds creation
And earthquakes are to a girl's guitar
They're just another good vibration
And tidal waves couldn't save the world
From Californication

Pay your surgeon very well
To break the spell of aging
Sicker than the rest
There is no test
But this is what you're craving

[Chorus]

Fotovii

2008-04-11T03:12:12Z

So this past weekend Natalie's mom came into town. We had a pretty good time but while we were out having ice cream we started talking about the Fotovich traits. Natalie's mom said that the Fotovich have to personality types. And and interjected "Yeah one is 'I am right' and the other is 'You are wrong'." Then Natalie's mom said something that was not quite as funny...
Then two days later were are eating with Steve, Terri, and Maggie and I came to another conclusion... or hypothesis... I have to watch my words...
*whispers* A Fotovich maybe listening...

I dont think the Fotovich have a well developed sense of humor.

Now every Fotovich and everyone who knows Fritz just gasped so let me explain.
I believe Kevin, Patty, and Elizabeth all get their humor, or at least the good part from their mom Terri.
I maybe wrong and if you are a Fotovich you know I am.
But remember I married a half Fotovich...
and this is just a hypothesis...
and it is supposed to be funny... If you couldnt tell... welll you might be a Fotovich :P

Black Hoes... I mean holes

2008-03-27T17:14:35Z

I have a problem with theoretical physics. It is theoretical. What the Hell does that mean? Oh yea, it means all the "proof" is on paper. So I was reading this:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gravitational_singularity
which led me to this:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ultraviolet_Catastrophe
and I have not even started on this:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wormhole
but I think I am gonna be pissed.

This all started when I watched this show "The Universe" and some guy was trying to create a time loop with lasers. Which I think is cool but he was regarding it as a time machine and trying to put neutrons through it.
Anyway you will have to excuse my science bitching...
Then I am reading about the beginning of the universe which is apparently at T=0...
What wunderkind thought that up!
So every physics problem I have ever done has occurred where space was infinitely small and mass was infinitely great...
WTF?
Can these asshole just not except that we could be wrong?
Anyone ever hear of "quantum" physics?
Yes I know a lot of people hear that and get scared but it is not bad at all. Before the idea of specific energy levels we had may bad idea about small stuff. Now we can mess around whit small stuff some and some jerk says "Well or normal physics works pretty well for things in our solar system so lets just run these equations out to infinity and they should do just fine."
Fuck sticks...
I enjoy and admire a lot of the physics that are coming out today and some are very solid but no more "Hey this shit works out on paper!" Try to be more scientific please.

7:23... 7:24

2008-03-24T12:57:54Z

So I am drinking some rather fragrant black tea hot and listening to "Creep" by Radiohead. I know my wife hates this song now because it shows up on "Rockband" and "Sing Star" maybe "Guitar Hero" too. I still like though and I have it on my myspace play list which I listen to while I clean up.
There really is no point to this post... I dont think... unless it is that his tea is really good...
But if you are looking for the point...
Maybe this:
MOVIES!!!

So our dear "fritzling" thinks any movie I like he will not like and vice-versa.
So what are some good movies and what are some bad? Why?

300: or the 30 as I like to call it. Homoerotic... which is cool if you are in to it. I liked "Broke Back Mountain" better. It was funnier. Good cinematography nice use of colors. The story was thin the dramatics were banged into your head every two minutes by slow mo effects and voice overs...

Ghost Rider: Nick Cage IS NOT Johnny Blaze. Johnny Blaze was cool. Nick Cage has his cool moments but he is mostly comic relief. That is the reason he played the nerd in "The Rock." The story line sucked. I wished the old guy, Sam Elliot "Tombstone" and "The Big Lebowski", would have shot Nick Cage in the back of the head and stole his bike.

Ghost Dog Way of the Samurai: Forrest Whittaker plays an assassin working for an aging mob group. This is a great mixture of old and new east and west. Hip hop and "Hagakure." This is definitely a genre film and you may not be into it but with lines like... "She wanted to be equal. I made her equal." It at least deserves respect. It is slow in parts and like I said you have to like the background it comes from.

No Country for Old Men: If you see this move and expect the same plot as most movies you are gonna be disappointed. I you watch this movie like a story and follow the characters you will still be surprised. I you enjoy thinking you will love this movie. If you are looking for something simple were the story works like every other you have seen, where characters magically change their entire belief structure in order to fit the plot, then you will probably be mad and not but the DVD. A very human movie.